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Olympic city bribery
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Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Men Snore Because
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