fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...