Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.