What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...