Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...