A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...