Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
If Microsoft built cars
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Lesbian Frogs
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The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
The system crash song
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