I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.