Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...