Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...