Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...