True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!