Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....