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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Photographer works
|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...