Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...