Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...