Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...