Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...