Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...