Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...