Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
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5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
What is the future
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Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
More of the world’s shortest books!
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Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...