The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!