Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...