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December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
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a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
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Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Email Like Penis
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One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...