ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Military Wisdom!
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Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Great lines from job evaluations!
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Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...