Request before death
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Rules to give to your Boss!
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Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
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Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Why did God create man first?
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Dad will never say
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