Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...