Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...