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Physical training job
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God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
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Stupid sports quotes
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Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
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My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...