Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Do at a bowling alley
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Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...