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I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
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Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
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Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
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During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
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Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...