A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!