How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...