Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...