Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...