IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...