Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...