cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!