Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...