How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Tough job
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The horny midget found that the best way…
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Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
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Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Did you see that?
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21 types of pissers!
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