Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...