The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...