What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...