Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...