Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
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Beer quote
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What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
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Elton John
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Miget with a lisp!
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