Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...