1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
What does HMO stand for?
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Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Touring Washington
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Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...