A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.