Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...