Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...