Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...