When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...